On just about every episode of That Girl Lay Lay, Sadie Alexander’s ambitious little brother can be found pitching investment opportunities. It's like he always says: "Today's weather report is sunny with a chance of money!"

Let’s start with Burger Mugs! Marky (Peyton Perrine III) figured he could sell his parents' jingle gig swag to the BoomBox Burger. It would’ve worked, too, except they did not get the gig, leaving Marky on the hook for overpromising on merch. In the end, Marky and Bryce were stuck sculpting the mugs themselves out of clay. I think we all know how that turned out…

Next up: self-blowout candles! Tiffany’s birthday was coming up on the calendar, and Marky figured this would be a great opportunity to make a quick buck. Plus, it’s a germ-free timesaver: no need to breathe all over the cake or waste your energy on all those candles! But like most of Marky’s ideas, they had one fatal flaw…

And now, a personal favorite: Marky’s shady clown management opportunity. Marky was going to manage Lay Lay and Sadie as party clowns, with a 10% share in their earnings, plus some important managerial experience. The best of both worlds! That is until his 10% finally came through…

Marky never runs out of new ways to make money, who knows what he’ll cook up next?